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  updated commandments

  by WildTurkey in

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  it's about time someone updated those commandments, so here are some suggestions...

  thou shall not stick anything larger than thine own elbow in thine ear.

  thou shall not eat anything larger than thine own head.

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  I HAVE A POOL!!!!

  by tazmanian russel in

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  growing up as a jdub had a lot of annoying things involed with it..one of my favs was..haveing a pool!!!

  this is what went through every familys mind in my hall...well well ..the so and so family have a pool and its hot out and we having nothing to do ...soooo lets go swimin!....um mommy the smiths r in our back yard again ..and now they r swimming ...oh dont worry , go get them a towl from the pool house..this is how it started , then it got worse and worse...we are thirsty wah..we want to play with the video games ..what are we a community centre all of a sudden...oh oh now they r getting really nervey..we are hungry!!!

  well i guess u might as well stay for supper ...do u have enough?

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  Murphy's Law

  by abersekie in

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  i have been an in the closet reader of this form for 3 months now.

  my husband posts and i vicariously live through his posts.

  i will not bore you with the details of how i became a jw's and how i left but right from the beginning, i wondered if you stopped going to meetings would the brainwashing stop or would it really be satan sinking in.

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  nightmares

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  i grew up having nightmares about armageddon, satan and, most of all jehovah.

  i am 25 now and i still get nightmares, and they're always about these same things.

  i was wondering if my brain is overactive, or if other people on this site get nightmares about things they learned as a witness.

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  touched by a circuit overseer

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  hi im new here... this is my first new post.. first off, ever notice how packed the hall gets when jesus i meannnnnn the circuit overseer comes to visit?

  why do people try so hard to impress him?

  can he get our dead relatives out of purgatory?

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  THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall...

  by WildTurkey in

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  things you never hear in a kingdom hall...

  hey!

  it's my turn to sit in the front roll.. .

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  Guy off the street makes donation at Memorial !!

  by Nadsam in

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  she added that along haired bearded guy came off the street into the kh as the memorial was underway !

  when the plate of crackers came past he paused ..dug into his dirty pocket and through some change on the plate!!!!!!!.

  hilarious..btw the server took it off and put it in his pocket.

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  Memorial Schemorial... what did you do instead that tops my weekend?

  by shamus in

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  well, saturday i went to a haunted house in the middle of the night;.

  sunday i watched the ten commandments and had a dube.

  i fell asleep.

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  Free Field Trips

  by simplesally in

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  where do you take your kids for free that they just totally love?.

  i took teryn to the pet shop yesterday and they let her hold a mouse and a rat.

  mommy ignored the warning about a certain bird and got big, hard!

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  Kiddos Valentines Parties

  by simplesally in

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  well, tomorrow is the last day of 'school' for my daughter ...........the last day before valentines day.

  there is a party at school.

  my girl wanted to bring juice.

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